Don't be fooled by their cuteness and lack of self-awareness. Animals are all dangerous and want nothing more than to attack you. Don't let them. Follow these field-tested safety tips to keep yourself out of harm's way, no matter where you are or what foul beast you're up against.
It's rude. Crocodiles are tired of being objects of mockery. They're just trying to go about their days without being besieged by fans and paparazzi. So next time you're floating down the Amazon and you see a croc...don't point, just give them a respectful nod and get away as soon as possible.