World's Dumbest Criminal Tries To Rob UFC Fighter

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Criminals make terrible mistakes every day, but few are as bad as a thief in Rio de Janeiro who tried to rob UFC strawweight fighter Polyana Viana. Surely he wouldn't have bothered if he knew about the Iron Lady's 10-2 MMA record.

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On Saturday night, she was waiting outside of her apartment block when the man approached her and went to steal her phone. According to Viana via MMA Junkie, "When he saw I saw him, he sat next to me. He asked me the time, I said it, and I saw he wasn't going to leave. So I already moved to put my cell phone in my waist." The man said, "Give me the phone. Don't try to react, because I'm armed." Then he made a move...

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Unfortunately for him, this accidentally revealed the weapon was a fake gun (seen above). She had a decision to make, based on how sure she was it wasn't real. "He was really close to me. So I thought 'if it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.'" Viana jumped into action...

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"So I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear naked choke. Then I sat him down and said, 'Now we'll wait for the police.'" She told bystanders to contact authorities and despite his pleas to be let go, she casually kept him subdued. This picture was taken while they waited.

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Viana said the police took him to a medical facility on the way to the police station, where she filed an official report. After the ordeal, Viana simply went home and made dinner. Amazing.

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